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. . . Next time- find out beforehand that Sagi's wedding reception is being held in the middle of a field.
My feet are dead. Again. Sagi and Meital's wedding was really cool, nice weather for a change, awesome music and great food. But it would have been nice to have some advance knowledge of the venue.I mean, just cause its on a kibbutz does not mean you have to dress like a kibbutznik (no disrespect intended). In typical Israeli fashion, the fashion was widely varied. I was dressed to the T, in a little black dress & high heeled sandals, hubby looked pretty good in his staple black. Yuval wore shorts and Crocs. I kid you not. Half the people wore jeans and the other half could have been on the catwalk. Only in this country. There are no rules. And no one ever ever wears ties.
As I stumbled over a million small rocks, twisted my ankle and watched my designer heels sink into the mud, I wondered if Crocs were possibly the answer. No one would even notice.
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As I stumbled over a million small rocks, twisted my ankle and watched my designer heels sink into the mud, I wondered if Crocs were possibly the answer. No one would even notice.
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. . . Next time- READ THE RECIPE- Goddammit.
I catered a Bris on Sunday Morning, Erev Yom Kippur. To those not in the know, everything here in Israel shuts down completely. There are NO cars on the roads, except emergency veHicles and bicycles. ALL the shops and supermarkets shut tight. No money exchanges hands on this solemn day. Now it's a tradition in our family that every year, P. makes Olivia's Melchika (sort of cinnamon/chocolate buns) to break the fast. Blackpetero made sure to tell me a million times that he needed flour, eggs, butter and chocolate chips. Of course I got him what he needed.
Back to the catering, which went without a hitch,food was delicious and the gig was lucrative for a change. I decided to cut costs by baking my own bread, giabetta's and a seriously sinful flour-less chocolate ganache cake. It was unbelievably good. But I had not realized that it used 10 eggs, 600 g of butter and a few kilos of good quality chocolate chips. It was just too late. By time it came to make the melchika, it somehow turned out, that we were out of eggs, butter and good quality bittersweet chocolate. Jeez how the heck did that happen? The shops were all closed and Hubby was not a happy camper. He bitched and sulked for quite a while until I borrowed some eggs from the neighbors and found some dodgy butter at the back of the fridge. I know, I know- I really do need to plan things a bit better. But the cake was awesome.
The main street of Ra'anana on Yom Kippur.
It seems like 50 percent of your posts have complaints about wearing heels. Isn't that a sign that if the good lord wanted us (you) to wear heels, he would have done some design changes in the soles of our feet????
ReplyDeleteMart, you are right- the good lord made us butt naked and didn't intend us to wear shoes at all. And, seeing as in gansen I only have like four posts, you are totally right again. So I will now lay off all mention of heels, shoes, feet etc.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the input.
btw: I counted at least 3 people who wore ties.
ReplyDeleteSagi.
Really Sagi? Maybe I was too busy fighting with the terrain to notice. It was a fantastic party- we all had a blast. Meital looked absolutely gorgeous. wow. Mazal Tov Again.
ReplyDeleteThe heels issue is recurring in your posts - maybe just dump them and move to something comfortable (crocs...)
ReplyDeletelol. I think the reason that this is coming up so often is that I don't wear bloody heels much. I agree that crocs are much more comfy, but they would just clash horribly with the little black dress. The things we do for fashion. I think I should become a full time lesbian.
ReplyDeleteOK. Let me save that image in my vuil little mind.
ReplyDeleteJo, in a little black dress with crocs, butt naked (I know that that doesn't make sense but the dress could be off and this is MY imagination so anything goes.) and a lesbian.
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